watch out, minneapolis! the kitty-litter-pail bank robber is on the loose and scooping up yer moneys!
kitty got stuck! we hope this pole-cat isn't acrophobic!
in goofy local news, the "cheese lady" is going to carve a 1,000 pound bucky badger out of cheddar. combine cheese and football? why not?
malls of america, get with the program! service animals aren't just dogs anymore, they're ferrets, too!