crystal ball says "i can haz cheezburger?"

need a little inside info on why your cat is so insane?  maybe you should look to the stars...

cats of the zodiac gives you a full run-down on each sign's idiosyncrasies and some of them seem to be spot on while others are a total miss (morty, the aries, has never "rushed through life"). 

if you don't know your cat's actual birthday you can use their "gotcha" day or just read through the descriptions and find one that matches.