tube-nosed fruit bats will haunt your dreams

yikes.  these guys look like some sort of unholy cross between a house elf and an orc.  creeeeeepy.

there existence was unknown before an expedition to papa new guinea in 2009 where scientists were undoubtedly given the willies upon seeing those beady little eyes.

in any case, it's good to know that they're out there.  and not in here.  or are they?